I wouldn’t survive a dystopian future: I can’t braid (reason #53)

There are many, many reasons I wouldn’t bet on┬ámy survival in a dystopian future. Lack of hunting skills. Reliance on clean drinking water. Pale, friable skin (that ozone hole, man). But there’s one particular stickler: heroine hairstyles. For high school soccer matches, a friend would typically braid my hair on the bus, possibly out of…

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